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Bachelor Breakdown – You Get Juan Chance to Make a First Impression

Being chosen as the next star of ABC’s The Bachelor would typically change a man’s life dramatically. When we last saw this season’s Bachelor Juan Pablo back in August, he was surrounded in a room full...

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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Hot Mess

Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has just entered the best part of his experience on this show: the week AFTER the first rose ceremony. What makes it so great? Well…let’s just say that for the next few weeks he...

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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Small Leap For Man

By now our Bachelor Juan Pablo is moving at a comfortable speed down the highway of finding true love. He’s probably jamming out to some Venezuelan house music with Ca-MEEE-la dancing in the back seat,...

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Bachelor Breakdown – Me Love You Juan Time

It’s Week 4 for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, which can only mean one thing: they’re going somewhere foreign! And since Juan Pablo barely speaks English this can only mean another thing: those Koreans are...

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Bachelor Breakdown – Good Morning Viet-Juan

As the girls and our Bachelor Juan Pablo continue their tour of all things Asian, the key word seems to be “confusion.” Some girls seemingly grow closer to his heart, but are left wondering if he feels...

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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Rose to Rule Them All

As the weeks go on and we learn more about our Bachelor, Juan Pablo, you can’t help but compare him to Bachelors past. Is he the best one? Is he the worst? It’s hard to say, but one thing’s for sure –...

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Bachelor Breakdown – Not The Juan For Me

Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has spent the last three weeks trying to find love in other countries. However, nothing will compare to the love he has for his home country, Venezuela, the site of recent...

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Bachelor Breakdown – Just Hold Juan, We’re Going Home

For most people, meeting the family members of their significant other can be a scary experience since you never know what to expect. This is not the case for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, because when he...

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Bachelor Breakdown – I Juant You To Juant Me

By now we all know our Bachelor Juan Pablo is a man of action and not words, so you can imagine the excitement he feels knowing he gets the spend the night with three of his favorite women. Well, Juan...

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Bachelor Breakdown – And Then There Was Juan

For two months we’ve followed our Bachelor Juan Pablo with excitement on his journey to find true love. Little did we know that somewhere along the way we’d discover what a gigantic tool he turned out...

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Bachelorette Breakdown – Not Your Average JoJo’s

What is love? Our newest Bachelorette, JoJo Fletcher is about to find out… … …again……maybe. When we last saw JoJo on The Bachelor she was not in a good place. Well…technically she was in a good place,...

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Bachelorette Breakdown – JoJoJoJo, And To All A Good Night

When you’re a child, you believe in the existence of Santa. When you’re a 25-year old single adult like our Bachelorette JoJo, you believe in the existence of love. Well…prepare to find out something...

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Bachelorette Breakdown –“J-J-J-Jo-Jo, JoJo, Jo-Yeahhhh”

Our Bachelorette JoJo is quickly discovering that sometimes you have to fight for love. And if you can’t fight for love…you can always at least mildly contest it. In every good story, a villain will...

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Bachelorette Breakdown – Fear Does Not Exist In This JoJo

Most things in life are a matter of perception versus reality. Our Bachelorette JoJo is going to learn a valuable lesson about both. In the fourth season of How I Met Your Mother, legend-ary bro and...

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Bachelorette Breakdown – Jo Money, Jo Problems

It seems like our Bachelorette JoJo has everything: good looks, popularity, and possibly love. But what happens when someone tries to take it all away? Thus far in her journey, JoJo has met little to...

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Bachelorette Breakdown – Don’t Cry For Me, Ar-Jo-tina

Looks like everything’s “coming up roses” for our Bachelorette JoJo, and that’s absolutely the worst thing that could happen to her. The season is more than half over and her boyfriends are all...

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Bachelorette Breakdown –“I Gauch-Jo On My Mind”

Sometimes love makes people do foolish things, and our Bachelorette JoJo is about to experience that first hand. Have you ever pretended to be someone you’re not? Probably at some point, especially...

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Bachelorette Breakdown – There’s Jo Place Like Home

Our Bachelorette JoJo has to choose who to love between four different guys, but is she looking for the right qualities…and the right reasons? As a kid, I remember watching Sesame Street, and they...

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Bachelorette Breakdown – Wake Me Up, Before You JoJo

When we last saw our Bachelorette JoJo, she was forced to make one of the hardest decisions of her life. I think we all know how that will probably turn out. The biggest question on everyone’s mind was...

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